[qrpcat] OT - Ets un malalt de la ràdio?

[ea3ert a qrp.cat]

En el meu cas, és d'aplicació la 79.

Els mossos reconeixen el meu cotxe a distància!

Toni, EA3ERT


A 2016-05-11 13:18, RAUL MARTINEZ PUEBLA escrigué:
> M'encanta la 31!!!!!
> 
> Raúl EA3HLF
> 
> -----Mensaje original-----
> De: Qrpcat [mailto:qrpcat-bounces a qrp.cat] En nombre de ea3ert a qrp.cat
> Enviado el: miércoles, 11 de mayo de 2016 10:49
> Para: qrpcat a qrp.cat
> Asunto: [qrpcat] OT - Ets un malalt de la ràdio?
> 
> Hola llista,
> 
> Pedroneu la sortida de tema però no m'he pogut resistir :-)
> 
> Encara que algunes de les qüestions són molt americanes, si et sents
> identificat amb cinc o més no ho dubtis: ETS UN MALALT DE LA RÀDIO.
> 
> 
> 1. When you look at a full moon and wonder how much antenna gain you
> would need.
> 
> 2. When a friend gets a ride from you and remarks that you have a lot 
> of
> CBs in your vehicle, it turns in to an hour long rant on how ham radio
> is not CB radio.
> 
> 3. When someone asks for directions, you pause, wondering if long or
> short path would be best.
> 
> 4. When you can look at a globe and be able to point to your antipode
> (and you know what an antipode is).
> 
> 5. Your cell phone ring tone is a Morse code message of some kind.
> 
> 6. You have accidentally said your Amateur Radio call sign at the end 
> of
> a telephone conversation.
> 
> 7. Your favorite vacation spots are always on mountain tops.
> 
> 8. You notice more antennas than road signs while driving your car.
> 
> 9. You have driven onto the shoulder of the road while looking at an
> antenna.
> 
> 10. Porcupines appear to be fascinated with your car.
> 
> 11. If you ever tried to figure out the operating frequency of your
> microwave oven.
> 
> 12. When you look around your bedroom of wall to wall ham gear and ask:
> Why am I still single?
> 
> 13. The local city council doesn't like you.
> 
> 14. You actually think towers look pretty.
> 
> 15. Your family doesn't have a clue what to get you for Christmas, even
> after you tell them.
> 
> 16. Your HF amplifier puts out more power than the local AM radio
> station.
> 
> 17. The wife and kids are away and the first thing that goes through
> your head is that no one will bother you while you call "CQ - DX" a few
> hundred times.
> 
> 18. When you pull into a donut shop and the cops there on their coffee
> break ask if they can see your radio setup.
> 
> 19. You refer to your children as your "Harmonics".
> 
> 20. Your girlfriend or wife asks: "You're going to spend $XXXX on
> what???
> 
> 21. You plan family vacations around hamfest dates.
> 
> 22. When you see a house with a metal roof, and your only thought is
> what a great ground plane that would be.
> 
> 23. You have pictures of your radio equipment as wallpaper on your
> computer's desktop.
> 
> 24. Every family vacation includes a stop at a Ham radio store.
> 
> 25. The first question you ask the new car dealer is: "What is the
> alternator's current output"?
> 
> 26. You buy a brand new car based on the radio mounting locations and
> antenna mounting possibilities.
> 
> 27. You have tapped out Morse code on your car's horn.
> 
> 28. A lightning storm takes out a new Laptop, Plasma TV, and DVD
> Recorder, but all you care about is if your radios are okay.
> 
> 29. Your wife has had to ride in the back seat because you had radio
> equipment in the front seat.
> 
> 30. Your wife threatens you with divorce when you tell her that you are
> going on a "fox" hunt.
> 
> 31. Your wife says 'the kids need to be fed' and you first wonder what
> their impedances are.
> 
> 32. When house hunting, you look for the best room for a radio shack 
> and
> scan the property for possible tower placement.
> 
> 33. When house hunting, you give your realtor topographical maps 
> showing
> local elevations.
> 
> 34. The real estate agent scratches his head when you ask if the soil
> conductivity is high, medium, or low.
> 
> 35. You have Ham radio magazines in the bathroom.
> 
> 36. When your doorbell rings, you immediately shut down the amplifier.
> 
> 37. Fermentation never enters your mind when "homebrew" is mentioned.
> 
> 38. Instead of just saying no, you have said "negative".
> 
> 39. You have used a person's name to indicate acknowledgment.
> 
> 40. You become impatient waiting for the latest AES catalog to arrive.
> 
> 41. You have found yourself whistling "CQ" using Morse code.
> 
> 42. You always schedule the last full weekend in June for vacation.
> 
> 43. You walk carefully in your back yard to avoid being close-lined.
> 
> 44. You have deep anxiety or panic attacks during high winds or heavy
> ice.
> 
> 45. You and the FedEx/UPS men are on a first name basis.
> 
> 46. You really start to miss people that you've never seen.
> 
> 47. Your exercise machine is a Morse code keyer.
> 
> 48. You walk through the plumbing section at the hardware store and see
> antenna parts.
> 
> 49. Your neighbors thought you were nuts when you ripped up your lawn 
> to
> bury chicken wire.
> 
> 50. Your next door neighbor thinks that your wife is a widow.
> 
> 51. Your wife has delivered meals to your Ham shack.
> 
> 52. If you sold all your Ham radio equipment, you could pay off your
> mortgage.
> 
> 53. Removing snow from the roof of your car requires working around the
> antenna and wires.
> 
> 54. You have never seen a Meteor Shower because you are inside on 6
> meters when they occur.
> 
> 55. If your radio equipment has a more advanced processor than your PC.
> 
> 56. You hear about a pileup on the local news and you run to your radio
> equipment and start calling CQ.
> 
> 57. If you install ferrite beads and place shrink tubing on your 
> toaster
> appliance cords.
> 
> 58. If your wife puts something on and asks "Does this make me look too
> fat?" and you reply with: "Honey you have an excellent front to back
> ratio with appreciable forward gain on the front lobes."
> 
> 59. If you think the half human / half machine individuals on a Borg
> Cube are really just a friendly group of electronic experimenters with
> similar interests.
> 
> 60. You have no idea as to the weather forecast for tomorrow, but know
> the solar forecast for the next month.
> 
> 61. If your blood type is RF positive.
> 
> 62. You sell your dog to buy an amplifier.
> 
> 63. Your XYL says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy
> another radio for the shack.
> 
> 64. You doodle Hartley and Colpitts oscillators during boring meetings.
> 
> 65. ..your boss ask's if you understand? And you reply "QSL" !!!
> 
> 66. You have been going to the library since you were three and the 
> only
> shelf you ever go to has Dewey Decimal number 621.
> 
> 67. You have invested more on your radio equipment than on your kids
> education.
> 
> 68. You hire a babysitter to come over, and then you never leave the
> house-you just go to the shack so you can contest undisturbed.
> 
> 69. You occasionally buy a Playboy magazine and let your Mom find it ,
> just so she can think that you are 'normal'.
> 
> 70. You'll spend hundreds of dollars on a new rig, and then wander the
> hamfest pausing each time you pass the booth selling those $7
> embroidered callsign hats thinking "I wonder if they'll take $6?"
> 
> 71. When shopping for a new vehicle the first think you look for is
> space to mount the radios - you end up sitting in the front seat 
> staring
> blankly at the dashboard area, feeling underneath seats, and poking
> around the backseat for ways to route the coax. If caught looking under
> the hood for holes in the firewall for your power cables, you tell your
> wife, "Nothing honey, just checking things under here."
> 
> 72. Your family has a special annual garage sale just to get rid of the
> boxes of wire, coax, and power adapters-but you pay your friends to
> "buy" the stuff and get them to quietly return it to you the following
> weekend.
> 
> 73. The $10 bargain you got at the fleamarket that smoked up the whole
> house when you turned it on is one of your prized possessions.
> 
> 74. Your wife has called you three times for dinner - then she calls 
> you
> on the repeater.
> 
> 75. When going on vacation, the first thing you think about packing is
> your handhelds, chargers, scanner and frequency book.
> 
> 76. The total number of radio related books in your home are five times
> the total number of all other books and magazines.
> 
> 77. You visually check your outdoor antennas and coax once a week,
> regardless of the weather.
> 
> 78. You have more certificates and licenses on the wall than your local
> veterinarian or dentist.
> 
> 79. All the local cops know your vehicle on sight - "it's the blue Ford
> with six antennas".
> 
> 80. You think an upside to gaining weight is more belt space for 
> radios.
> 
> 
> 73's de Toni,EA3ERT
> 
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